A newly created religion which involves
complete devotion to waffles.
There are 10 basic pillars known as The Ten Wafflements.
This religion created on the 22 November 2007 has already picked up many followers via conversion from other faiths
and has an even bigger growth rate than most other religions.
Our god is not a figure but merely an object.
It communicated to us through a burning waffle iron one cold day;
it spoke of infinite knowledge and wisdom.
It promises to bring us all a higher level of happiness for ourselves
and our friends and family.
To show your faith to the waffle god,
it simply requests a small donation every 22 of November
to ensure the entire world doesn't collapse on itself
into a flat waffle.
It has spoken, now its your turn!
complete devotion to waffles.
There are 10 basic pillars known as The Ten Wafflements.
This religion created on the 22 November 2007 has already picked up many followers via conversion from other faiths
and has an even bigger growth rate than most other religions.
Our god is not a figure but merely an object.
It communicated to us through a burning waffle iron one cold day;
it spoke of infinite knowledge and wisdom.
It promises to bring us all a higher level of happiness for ourselves
and our friends and family.
To show your faith to the waffle god,
it simply requests a small donation every 22 of November
to ensure the entire world doesn't collapse on itself
into a flat waffle.
It has spoken, now its your turn!
The 10 Wafflements:
1. Thou shall follow in the footsteps of all waffles.
2. Thou shalt not commit wafflery
unless holding a valid permit.
3. Thou without waffles is without life.
4. Regular tributes of waffles are required
to stay alive in our world.
5. Thou shall not harm any waffle
or they shall be waffled upon.
6. Committing adultery with another waffle
is punishable by death using molten waffles
7. Worshiping anything other then waffles
is punishable by death,
and this shall be a slow death in a waffle sandwich
with boiling syrup running down it.
8. Confusing waffles with pancakes is considered treason, which results in a 'shoot on sight' order against you.
9. Unsuitable use of waffles, or stealing waffles,
will result in a punishment of rape by waffles.
10. Waffles rulez. lolololololol
2. Thou shalt not commit wafflery
unless holding a valid permit.
3. Thou without waffles is without life.
4. Regular tributes of waffles are required
to stay alive in our world.
5. Thou shall not harm any waffle
or they shall be waffled upon.
6. Committing adultery with another waffle
is punishable by death using molten waffles
7. Worshiping anything other then waffles
is punishable by death,
and this shall be a slow death in a waffle sandwich
with boiling syrup running down it.
8. Confusing waffles with pancakes is considered treason, which results in a 'shoot on sight' order against you.
9. Unsuitable use of waffles, or stealing waffles,
will result in a punishment of rape by waffles.
10. Waffles rulez. lolololololol
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Follow these and you shall prosper.
May the waffle be with you.
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