What-is has no bearing on what is coming unless you are continually regurgitating the story ofwhat is.
By thinking and speaking more of how you really want your life to be, you allow what you are currently living to be the jumping-off place for so much more.
But if you speak predominantly of what-is, then you still jump off, but... you jump off into more of the same.
This religion created on the 22 November 2007 has already picked up many followers via conversion from other faiths and has an even bigger growth rate than most other religions.
Our god is not a figure but merely an object.
It communicated to us through a burning waffle iron one cold day; it spoke of infinite knowledge and wisdom.
It promises to bring us all a higher level of happiness for ourselves and our friends and family.
To show your faith to the waffle god, it simply requests a small donation every 22 of November to ensure the entire world doesn't collapse on itself into a flat waffle.
It has spoken, now its your turn!
The 10 Wafflements:
1. Thou shall follow in the footsteps of all waffles.
2. Thou shalt not commit wafflery unless holding a valid permit.
3. Thou without waffles is without life.
4. Regular tributes of waffles are required to stay alive in our world.
5. Thou shall not harm any waffle or they shall be waffled upon.
6. Committing adultery with another waffle is punishable by death using molten waffles
7. Worshiping anything other then waffles is punishable by death, and this shall be a slow death in a waffle sandwich with boiling syrup running down it.
8. Confusing waffles with pancakes is considered treason, which results in a 'shoot on sight' order against you.
9. Unsuitable use of waffles, or stealing waffles, will result in a punishment of rape by waffles.